Saturday, June 14, 2008

25 EP for Americans, 1 EP for Arabs

I took a great picture today that actually listed the blatant racism in Egypt. If you are Arabic you can get into many sites for dirt cheap. I understand if you are Egyptian, but this racism is just one of the many reasons you should never visit. But I'm going to counter with many more reasons why you should.

Don't visit Egypt
- Every Egpytian will try to rip you off. Guaranteed. Even if they are 2 months old.
- Egyptians demand tips. And they ask for more when you do tip them. I've learned that you don't need to tip them - they're ripping you off anyway.
- The friendly facade will instantly disappear when you do not buy/tip. They aren't excited for you to be here - they're excited for your wallet to be here.
- The blatant racism stated above.
- The disorganation of everything
- No set prices at stores

Visit Egypt. You'll love it.
- The prices are cheap. Dirt cheap. I can buy (after much arguing) a 1.5L bottle of water for 2 EP. That is about $0.37 USD
- It is unique. The country has made it's own type of degree - Egpytology.
- You won't experience the authenticity anywhere else.
- You will sweat off 345 pounds.
- The pyramids.
- When it's all said and done, you get a good experience for a decent price. Even if they do rip you off they 1) could use the money and 2)you're getting a better deal than you would in the states.

I have a love/hate relationship with Egypt. I blame the fact that the graffiti was not in hieroglyphics like I wanted it to be and because all Egyptians are greedy and scammy. It may sound rude but you'll understand when you visit. Which I highly reccomend.

Update

I have experienced the BFE

If you don't know what BFE means, don't worry. You don't need to know.

I'm losing count of the days of the week, the time, and the day number I've been in Cairo. But it's great. I bought a watch at Walmart for $6USD before I left, and I'm not using it anymore. Maybe I can trade it in Kenya...

I'm going to give you a quick run down of what I've been doing recently. After blogging last I hit the sack, and when I woke up I went on a tour of the Nile. Because I'm not my mother I didn't pay money to see a botanical garden, but opted to cruise around and swim in the Nile river. It was surprisingly cold and I am not so surprisingly pale. Oh - and the New Zealander was with me.

After this I boarded my felucca and took off on my voyage down the Nile. Guess who was onboard? The two French-Canadians and the three French ladies from the day previous. Onboard the felucca was nice and relaxing. We slept onboard and ate our meals onboard. It was awesome. We stopped and swam on several occastions. We played cards, napped, ate, napped, ate, talked, napped, and slept. It was a rough lifestyle. Our felluca crew included Captain Atta, his son cook Muhammed, his son cabin-boy Kareem. Also joining us was "Captain Cool" as he called himself but should have been called "Captain Crackhead" for he was insane.

I had the evening on the felucca, the whole next day, and the third morning we woke up and went into town. We took tucktucks into the shantytown - the kind you see on the Amazing Race. (It's funny how in Egypt all buildings aren't finished. We couldn't decide if it is to have the possibility to add on, or due to laziness.) Anyway, in town was crazy low-tech. It was interesting - very different. After this we drove to a couple of temples - first the Kom Ombo Temple, followed by Edfu Temple. They very nice. (Be patient on pictures!)

After that we took the van to Luxor, Egypt. Onboard the Felucca I met an Australian and some more Canadians and some Americans. They were also in the bus. When we got to Luxor I checked into my fancypants 3-star hotel. It's probably the nicest place I plan on staying on this trip. But they've been helpful and they have a pool so I'm happy. I ate Egyptian potato chips and Egyptain soda for dinner (because I'm cheap) and passed out early.

I woke up today at 6am to get ready and pack and leave for the day. I first toured the West Bank, which included the Valley of the Queens, Valley of the Kings, Matshtsut Temple, and the Colossi of Memnon. (If you care, you can Google/Wikipedia this stuff) I didn't see King Tut's tomb because it was a rip off, but I did see a mummy fetus - the weirdest thing I've seen on this trip yet. In the three tombs I did go in it was quite impressive how the paint was still on the walls. These ancient people really wanted their kings to have an after-life and created these elaborate tombs. I don't think they knew that thousands of years later their ansestors would be ripping off tourists.

After these we went for a sandwhich lunch in Luxor, and I hurried back to the hotel to leave for my 3 oclock tour. I said goodbye to everybody, thinking that would be the last time - but I've learned that I'll probably run into all these people again. I then toured the East Bank which included the Karnak Temple and the Luxor Temple. It it crazy how developed it is around these ancient temples. It makes me very mad that these people have these national treasures and 1) Don't care 2) Don't respect them at all (litter is every where and if you know my I hate litterbugs) and 3) Take advantage of.

The temples were great - huge and beautiful. But I'm templed out. It is funny how Christians have gone into so many of these Egpytian temples and defaced to make them into Christain churches. (Stay tuned for pictures!)

After that I was informed that I'm taking the bus at 23 to Cairo. That's late. And I know it will be late to Luxor, and really late to Cairo. But now I'm prepared. I then ran into the French Canadians again! They are charging my camera in their room (because I've checked out).

I'm going to blog again right now the good and bad things about Egypt overall. Get excited!

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Cairo, Egypt - Days 1, 2 and 3

Day one of Cairo was the worst day I've had this entire trip. Day two was the best.

Cairo - Day 1
The EgyptAir flight from Paris to Cairo was delayed three hours due to mechanical problems. Rather than having us wait in the terminal, they clanked away at the undercarriage as we sat in the plane for three hours. The flight wasn't very good either. I was sitting over the wing so my view was terrible. Plus the inflight movie was August Rush (which I didn't care for)... in French. It stinks to be a foreigner.

When I landed in Cairo some man told me that he could get me a hostel for 10 euros a night. I was exhausted and wanted to sleep in the airport but he told me it wouldn't be a good idea. I, a tired and unknowing tourist, didn't know he was probably lying. He then took me to a travel agent to book the hotel and he ended up talking me into a trip down the Nile river on a Felucca. I left not happy because I didn't want to spend as much money as I did on this trip. (Don't worry - it works out in the end.) I then took a crazy taxi to the hostel and slept at the hostel which was actually nice. (I was later told I was conned for the price).

Cairo - Day 2
I woke up early because of the traffic. Then I blogged. After blogging I walked around the city with my luggage - which was a mistake. I have a multi-tool with a knife in it in my backback, and the x-ray machines catch it every time. When I walked to the Egyptian Museum of Antiquities they saw it and I confirmed it was a knife and they said I could take it in but not to use it. Tightest security ever. I ended up checking my bag but had to tip the guy. People in Cairo don't expect tips - they demand them. Be wary. They will ask for 20 Egyptian pounds but will settle for 2. Don't tip if they haven't done anything to merit it. (No need to tip taxi drivers either). At the museum I saw king Tut's headdress and the Rosetta Stone, along with some other old artifacts. I must say that for being as well known as it is, it was unorganized beyond belief. Not everything was labeled, some things were stacked on top of each other, and some rooms were boarded off with random items.

I then walked to the Cairo tower which was closed. Darn. From then until 8 I walked about the city and continued to worry about my tour arrangements for the next day. At 8 I went to the trainstation and talked to an Egyptian who had OK English, and was excited to see that he was putting it into practical use. When we boarded the train we were told it was going to be a 12 hour ride. That would turn out to be a lie.

Aboard the train I sat next to a man from India who had immigrated to Great Britain several years ago. He told me he had called out sick from work to visit Egypt with his mother sister and brother (he also left his wife and kid behind). We talked about traveling and Egypt and most importantly American stereotypes. I think he was surprised that I was not a gigantic fatty, because he says most British people think that Americans are "large" and that everyone drives. He has the second one correct.

No one seems to know where Missouri is, and many people not even Kansas. Chicago is the best reference point I have. Also, many Egpytians say "Howdy" when I tell them I'm American. I'm also one of the only people wearing shorts because Egpytians ALWAYS wear pants - even if it is 100+ degree weather.

After my British friend and I talked for a while I fell asleep and slept terrible on the train.

Egypt - Day 3
It got wicked cold at night on the train. I was shivering and sad that I wasn't wearing long pants. (Later when the AC died in our cab I wasn't complaining about being cold). At about 9am people started bustling about the train, reading, listening to music, playing cards. These weren't Egyptians though - all tourists doing exactly what I was going to do. I was the only American in the car though. There were some British people way up in front, a Jamacian, and some Australians right in front of me. I talked with them for a while about what to do when I get to Sydney.

When I got off the train 16 hours later in Aswan, my travel buddy told me that he was not going to tell me his name because he wants it to be a mystery for the rest of my life. I normally start a conversation by asking where someone is from, rather than their name. To me it's more important. (and interesting)

I met my guide at the station who took me to my hotel. It turns out 90% of the train was staying at that hotel.

I took a quick shower and then jumped in a van headed to some dams by the city and to the temple. In the van we picked up my Indian-British friend and his family. Coincidence? Also in the van was a student from China, a "youth" from New Zealand, and people from Montreal. It was quite a UN inside that bus. I talked with the New Zealander and Chinese guys during our ride to the damn. At the damn nobody but 3 people wanted to see the damn so the rest of us sat outside and saved our money. (8 Egyptian pounds = $2USD). After a drive to a port, we all took a very rickety boat to the Philae temple. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philae) It was cool, but notvery authentic because it had been transported piece by piece before they built the damn.

Arriving back at the hotel, the Canadians, Indians, Chinese, New Zealanders, and Americans decided to eat at a restaurant nearby. It was very cheap, but the most exciting thing was the menu choices: Spleen, liver, brains. I, of coarse, ordered the brains. When else am I going to eat brains? How can I say no to an opportunity like this? They were fried, and they tasted alright but the consistency was strange. It was only hard to eat when you thought about what it really was. Other than that it was fine.

I'm in an internet cafe next door to the hotel, sitting next to the Chinese and New Zealander travelers, still not knowing their names.

My first full day in Egypt was so overwhelming I didn't enjoy the day at all. The second day was exactly what I wanted to do - meet interesting people and do interesting things. And it has been great. Even if I did eat brains.

Monday, June 9, 2008

Last days in Paris, first day in Cairo

I'm sorry I'm not keeping this up to date (especially not the pictures) but please note that blogging is not my top priority.

That being said I'll give you the fast version of what I've done since.

Paris day 5
Friday. My only plans were to go to the L'Ouvre at 6pm for free. I woke up around 11 and walked around the neighborhood. Nothing to exciting happened expect I saw some old lady talking to the pigeons. At 6 I took the train to the L'Ouvre and was overwhelmed with people. I guess I wasn't the only cheap student... Anyway the L'Ouvre has huge signs pointing you to the Mona Lisa as if it is the only thing I wanted to see (it was). I walked around, took some pictures, watched the French guys hit on the tourist girls, and eventually left. If you want a decent description of the L'Ouvre you'll have to go yourself, but it's nothing like the Da Vinci Code movie.

Paris day 6
Saturday. I decided that my last full day in Paris should include a lot of walking. I walked to the Moulin Rouge and was severely let down. It was the most lame thing I've even seen since the last time I saw Kirby. Imagine throwing a windmill and some red paint on top of Priscillas on N. Oak. Lame.

I then walked to Sacre Coeur and took some more pictures. I didn't pay more money to go up more stairs to the top since I've seen Paris from above twice already. It makes me think that they should call it the city of stairs instead of the city of love.

That evening I did the most impressive thing I've ever done in my life (including that time I went a whole day without eating). You might want to open Google Earth first to track it. I walked from my church (by Sacre Coeur) to Centre Pompidou to Notre Dame to the L'Ouvre to the Arc de Triomphe to the Eiffle Tower. It was basically a montage of my trip, but took a lot longer and didn't have any cheesy music. (but there was a guy playing an accordian in the subway on the way home). This lengthy walk earned me a good nights sleep and a big blister on my right foot.

My last day in Paris
Sunday. I woke up early and went to the shower house. Since Pastor Herald left on Thursday I've been using the local shower house that the city provides for people who's apartments don't have showers. Weird. There were stalls and they were a lot nicer than my dorm's. I then sat through a church service in French and didn't pick up much. The offering was collected by bags on poles, and the communion was done by getting in a big circle in the front of the church. Not many people attended, and the average age was 75, beaten only by Holy Cross.

I then took the train to the airport, walked, waited, walked, and waiting and boarded my flight. The plane promptly broke and we were stuck in the plane on the tarmac for 3 hours. We then took off and landed in Cairo at 1:10am

Cairo - day 1
Monday. I got in early and was sent through customs. Nothing exciting. It is weird being the only white person around though. A travel agent met me and told me of a hostel and arranged a car to take me there. Driving in Cairo is the crazing thing in the world. And I love it. They have no lanes and it is always a race. I think we're doing it wrong in America. Anyway when I arrived at 2:30am people were still bustling about. I was shown my relatively large room for a decent price.

At about 5am some loudspeakers blasted some Arabaic prayers. Then at about 9am the drivers got out and started honking. Cairo drivers use their horns more than the accelerator.

Cairo - day 2
Tuesday. Today. I woke up and had a free breakfast on the roof of the hostel. By the way, it is nearly 100 degrees here and quite a change from Paris. I checked out of the hostel (am in their computer lounge now) and am about to meet with a guy who is chartering my a trip down the Nile for the next 5 days. It should be exciting, but don't expect any blog posts or pictures for a while.

It might not be until Nairobi, Bangkok, or even Sydney before I get to upload any more pictures. I have some good ones of the Eiffle Tower at sunset, so get excited.

Friday, June 6, 2008

Paris, France - day 4

I didn't have much of anything planned for today so I started walking and found a park with free wifi so here I am, blogging in a park in Paris.

Yesterday was without a doubt my biggest tourist day. I started the day off helping set up a rummage sale inside the church's courtyard. Pastor Herald then told me I could stay until Sunday, even though he was leaving that day for Sweden.

I then rode the trains to the Eiffel Tower. More people spoke English here than any other language, which took away a bit of the "experience" I was looking for. But it was still a sight. Even more entertaining was watching the unlicensed vendors run from the police. The police didn't seem to chase off the foreign girls/ladies who asked if you spoke English then showed you a tatered old piece of paper with the same "I'm broke and my mom is dead and I need money" sob story. I didn't fall for it the first time I was approached approximately10 minutes after I arrived in Paris, nor at Notre Dame, nor anywhere else.

The Eiffel tower was grand, but I had more to do. I then walked to the Arc de Triomphe. Its a lot bigger than I thought it'd be. One thing I learned from The Amazing Race (which I must admit was one inspiration for this journey) was that you take a tunnel under the road circling the Arc. I paid my 5,50€ to climb the many stairs to the top. I'm still surprised I keep paying money to climb cramped spiral staircases. The top held quite a view though: the Champs Elysèes, the Eiffel Tower, and the rest of the city. (be patient for photos) You could also see the skyscrapers outsideof the city. The government won't allow them to build inside the main city. After snapping photos I descendedand began my trek down the Champs Elysèes. I didn't buy anything Louis Vuitton for my sister on her birthday. I did buy a crepe from a stand and ate it. Of course it was overpriced, but I am staying cheap on all other foodstuffs, plus I get a student discount nearly everywhere.

I walked and walked down to the L'Ouvre. I didn't see Tom Hanks, but saw lots of tourists. After the L'Ouvre, I made my way to the Musee Orly. I didn't enter either. I then made my way to the Avenue Champs Elysèes again and had a sandwhich for dinner. I walked back to the Eiffel Tower again because I wanted a picture if it lit up against the dark night sky. I sat around for nearly 3 hours because the sun doesn't set until about 10:15. When did take the picture, my camera decided to die so I only got one photo. At least it was decent. I then took the train back and retired for the night.

The strangest thing is how much Egyptian stuff I keep seeing: the oblisk at the Champs Elysèes, pyramids at L'Ouvre, I walkedby the Egyptian embassy, there was a film about Egypt playing at Centre Pompidou. I guess its a good segway to my next city.

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

My second and third days in Paris

Tuesday I was offered the opportunity by Pastor Herald to go up to the countryside with some old ladies from church (his words). We left at 10h00 and I got to experience the close proximity all Parisien drivers face each day. One and a half hours later we finally got to the toxn of Hombleux. At the house of the former pastor's widowed wife I was shown the backyard and garden. In the garden there was a cherry tree, and the old ladies started picking them right off the tree and eating them. None of the, spoke English and my French is a lot worse than I thought, so it was hard to communicate. We then sat down and had ourselves a good 3 hour French lunch. It started with a local rum drink, followed by melon, then some bread, then sausage and three sides (one was ,ade from potatoes, another carrots; the third tasted like ranch dressing. This was followed by a cheese platter and wine, folloed by ice cream, followed by coffee (black), and was finished with pie.

Herald and I then walked through the town and I snapped some photos. On the way to the village we passed many other small villages, all which we built around a central church. While we were walking Herald told me that in his head he envisions that all people who don't live in cities and far away in the countryside are uncivilized and eat children. I had quite a laugh.

When we got back I walked around town again. I wasn't hungry so I just had something from the bakery (If I don't note where I ate a meal it was either skipped or something small from a bakery). I took photos that you can view later.

Day 3
Today I slept in because I was still exhausted. I then took the subway to Les Catacombes. Dating to around 1777, they are underground tunnels and graveyards. Basially when they had too many bodies (or needed to develop on graveyards) they moved the bones to the catacombes. There were millions of bones and it really gave me a time perspective. People have been around for a long time, and time goes on after them.

I then took the train to Notre Dame. This is the most touristy church of all time. I kinda felt bad about taking pictures inside a church; but then I remembered all the times my mother was sacreligious and snapped photos of me in church. It was quite a sight, but the best part I had to pay 4,80€ for: a view of Paris from the top of Notre Dame. More people spoke English up there, but I continued my act of not being a tourist (I'm "experiencing" the world, not touring it) by not talking.

After that breathtaking view I found my way to the Centre Pompidou. It was very cool, but I understand why some Parisians didn't like it: it looked nothingn like any other buildings.

Next on my agenda was Les Halles. I was exhausted so I took off real fast back to the train to the church.

Paris, France - Day 2

Paris: Day 1

Note: When I arrived blogger.com wasn't working. This is my facebook note from that day.

Note: In Franceland they q's are a's; a's are w's and 1's are !'s and more funny keyboard stuff. So sorry for typos in qdvqnce.


I arrived in Paris at 8:30am Paris time, 1:30am your time. I then took an outrageously priced train to a train station, got lost, and eventually found my way to the church that is hosting me. When I got there, the pastor gave me a key and told me I would be sleeping in the churchpart of the church. You know, where they worship God every Sunday?

Anyway I'm exhausted because my luggage weighs a lot and it is muggy here, and I only got 2 hours of sleep for the last "night".

The most surprising thing is that they actually speak French here. As in all of them. I shouldn't be surprised but I guess that is why they call it "culture shock". The pastor at the church is Swedish and the neighborhood has a lot of Africans living in it, so I am all about multiculturalism today.

I'll upload photos later... like when I take some good ones.

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